Lunch

Went for luncheon with Katerina and a boy, with whom she works, who clearly (not unlike the majority of mankind), wants a piece of her.

So, we struck up the usual conversation, circling topics including what we all did for a living and how much we each enjoy (or, in my case, not so much recently) our jobs.

And, rather surprisingly, Katerina brought up the issue of sex. And we talked about what she might give her BoyF for his birthday. A trip to Paris is looking more and more unlikely and so what we're left with of course, is a bondage/leather party complete with bow tie and pulleys hanging from the ceiling. Ooh, did I just slip into a dream then? I guess I must have.

The boy at Luncheon enquired

'What are you talking about?'

'Oh, what to buy my BoyF for his birthday. And toys.

'What kind of toys?' (at which point i seriously began to wonder whether this was his feeble attempt at humour, for I'm sure the latex and bondage references were both loud and clear)

'Oh,just toys' said Katerina

'Just toys?'

'So, this sushi is really nice, wouldn't you say?' I asked, wanting to put an end to the non-listener's babble.

I should have said Vibrator, on second thoughts. That would have added a different dimension to our lunch altogether.

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Katerina says that she has broached the subject of threesomes with the BoyF on numerous occasions.

'When we're in the middle of sex he always says yes. After a while he grows dubious'.

(By threesome she means adding another woman into the equation).

That could be an idea, i said. That or a strip club which you'd both visit together'.

I do have great admiration for any woman who'll pay for her BoyF to receive a lap dance. Not all girls would have the balls to do that.

I suggested she have a threesome with her BoyF and another man, although, on second thoughts, her BoyF wouldn't be able to see her getting jiggy with another man without wanting to punch his lights out.

After all, it is HIS birthday. It should all be about HIM.