How to be a Merry Whore (part 1)

Secrecy is key: Hide everything. Set up a private email account (with a different password) and ensure that your name, address and any other relevant information is perfectly hidden. This is perhaps most important if you want to control who sees what you're doing and in order to ensure the BoyF doesn't catch any whiff of anything whoretastial.

Push the boundaries: The whole purpose behind creating a hidden identity is to let your whoretastical self run lose, up up over the hill and into bed. Say what you want, be forthcoming and direct. Remember, you are not here to find the Lover your mother promised you would when you were younger, you are here to test the waters and see if there exists a man who will piss into your mouth whilst his friend does you up the arse. Sexuality is very much dependant on confidence, so display it. If you are not, the person reading your email will be able to sniff it. The same way one might sniff such low self esteem in a club, for example.

Don't be afraid: Alright, so you have a list of potential email address, men who tell you that they'd love to fuck you from behind and run their hand over your clit as they shove their tongue deep down into your ear. A rule of the Internet dating community is to offer photos in return for photos. Meeting people who you've never seen is a bad idea unless you're willing to take the risk that they might look like Frank Butcher or, even worse, Michelle MacManus.

Take (decent) photos: You are now caught in the midst of Internet punting and this should be supported by a portfolio (perhaps a strong word) or photos in which you look hot, stunning, eager, teasing, young and exciting. Fear not, this is easily done:
1) Take a friend whom you trust and who's hands don't wobble when nervous,
2) make yourself look pretty but not overly done so as not to cast doubt over any natural beauty you might have,
3) take one underwear shot and the others full body, perhaps even a black and white, 4) take more photos than you know what to do with - remember, the digital camera is digital for a reason,
5) Send the photos once you are entirely happy with them and ask for some in return. Until you receive some, don't send out any more. 2 photos to begin with let's say.

Meet them: If you decide to meet them, arrange a drink first somewhere not too far from either your place or his. Before you meet be very clear that this is a drink but that, dependent on that, you may invite him back to piss in your ear.

Hygiene: Wipe, wash, trim and powder. Anything to ensure you are the sexual god/goddess you have promised to be all along. Confidence is paramount so don't lose yourself at the important stage.

Fulfil your promises: Okay, so you're in bed and he's propped up against your headboard, one ball dangling in your mouth and the other bashing against your head as he feeds you his phallus. And then he pisses, a slow steady stream that run over your entire body. This is what you've wanted. Don't giggle and make him nervous, or consider yourself a whore now. You were a whore a long time ago.

Never commit: Don't say you'll call him if you won't. Be honest. That's the good thing about honest sex with stranger; you can be honest throughout and more often than not, they will understand where they stand with you. If on the other hand you do want to see him again, say you'll be in touch and send him a text a couple of days later. Chances are, if the experience is as horny as you'd imagined it was, you'll spend days mulling over the same minute details until you've hit that seventh orgasm. At this point, consider yourself successful.

Keep doing it: Now that you've done it once, there are no longer any boundaries. People have the most unusual, quirky and interesting fantasies out there. Open your mind and explore everything you can, for experience brings wisdom and wisdom brings pleasure.

P.S - If s/he insists on dinner as opposed to a drink before hand, do it.