Yet again, we're at the ready for a ho ho whorestactical time!
It's just the British weather that always adds a tinge of misery to an otherwise joyous mood.
That, and having to stay late in the Office.
So, we're fast approaching the time of year where there will be two minutes of light for every hour of darkness. Where the horrid rain will squash the autumn leaves beneath our shoes in such a way so as to render us unable to differentiate between leaves and dog poo.
That said, I have my list of wanted presents at the ready. A cock-ring for starters, a box set of Penguin's Great Loves, A movie box set of Satyajit Ray films and some unspecified clothes.
Although, one wonders whether Santa will be in any mood to give me anything considering the dark and dingy tone of this blog entry.
I am trying to remain optimistic though!
Thursday, November 22, 2007
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Personally I think Santa is a bit of a pervert. He's a big, old fat man, who sneaks into your house late at night and watches you when you're sleeping. Children are warned not to talk to stangers yet it's ok for a complete stranger to go into their rooms once a year completely unsupervised?? Hmmm... I think Santa likes bad boys and girls too......
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