Miniature tiffs # 2

So, Katerina and the BoyF (who is suffering from a cold) had a tiff last night, this time, however, it concerned Katerina's heartless bitch behaviour which, when translated into the language spoke by the Boyf, goes something like this...

'I can't believe you haven't called me all day even though I'm ill'.

'But I was busy (with her sister and friend who was down in London at the same time), I bought you medicine and let you take my car home so that you could rest and take it easy. And I did speak to you during the day'

'I called you at x 'o'clock and that was that. The next time we spoke is now and it's been 11 hours. The one person who I thought would call me was you and you didn't'

'Ok so you were ill and I'm sure you had nothing better to do than to clock the calls I made and report back to me on the intervening time period, but really, I have been busy and out and really don't know how my calling you would have made you better!'

'You're so harsh sometimes' said the BoyF

At this point, I can imagine Katerina muttering expletives under her breath at the useless plonk of a BoyF.

She even recalls asking her sister what the correct etiquette was for dealing with a poorly BoyF.

'If it were me, I'd have said, rest, take it easy, get better and then we can talk', I said, over lunch earlier today.

Then again, i suppose the BoyF would have thought this was the verbal equivalent to the holocaust.

This relationship seems like an awful lot of hard and often unsatisfying work to me. Another attempted break up which now brings the total to five.