Those of you who read this, please please do me a favour.
Put the following in order of sequence. By sequence, I mean, you're personal preference. What should happen first and what should happen last. Post your sequence under the 'comments' section at the bottom of this entry with a full and frank reason why you've chosen the order you have:
1. Take your lips and lick around your partner's tongue before you kiss them deeply and push your tongue as far back as it'll go.
2. Perform oral sex with such class and style that your partner's legs curl over and body begins to spasm. The girl squirts a miniature fountain and the boy spray paints the ceiling (or floor).
3. Guide your partner's fingers over your cunt/cock so that he she can get a feel for who you truly are.
4. Lick up every last drop of cunt juice/spunk and guide it, using your tongue over your partner's body until you reach their mouth after which the juices mingle mid-tongue-thrash.
5. Meet his/her mother for fish fingers and baked beans.
6. Insert a body part into one of their orifices and keep pounding/pushing until they climax and for a moment, you catch a glimpse of heaven in their eyes.
7. Ask them to call you.
8. Put on a condom or pop a pill (lesbians excluded from this category).
9. Kiss them gently. If it never happens again, you won't be too disappointed.
10. Undress them using your teeth alone.
I look forward to your responses. A few of the best ones will be placed on the main page in a few days.
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Ok listen up fellow readers..here are The Dame's long awaited comments regarding a certain entry. After careful deliberation my answers are as follows:
1) Number 7 - purely for the fact that they must surely call you before any of the other acts can be committed? No?
2) Number 9 - A most important part of any proceedings. Do this properly and only then will you truly know someone.
3) Number 3 - For the same reason as number 2 above but reversed. When engaging in acts of coitus it is important to remember that both parties must know each other equally as well for the act itself to be more successful in terms of pleasure.
4) Number 10 - Well the clothes do need to come off dont they?
5) Number 1 - Ok, ok so I know we've done a bit of kissing but lets spend some more time on that before engaging anymore deeply...
6) Number 2 - He, he, he...honestly though, there is nothing more aesthetically pleasing than watching someone's face as they reach 'that' stage. Magic.
7) Number 4 - Never a particular favourite of mine but hey ho.
8) Number 6 - We've had sensual now its time to get down to it. Indeed, things do get far more heated towards the end of sex and also after the first orgasm but towards the second one (if your lucky enough to have a partner with stamina and a liking for multiple orgasms)
9) Number 5 - Well, you've got to meet the old dear at some point?
[Takes a bow]
Yours,
The Dame
PS It is not often you will hear an obscenity pass the lips of The Dame but on this occasion and for reasons that will be explained to my closest confidants in due course, I feel the following is justified. All womenkind (except my mum) are SHIT!
9. kiss them gently.
7. ask them to call you
3. guide partner
1. lick/kiss
10.undress
2. oral
8.condom
6.insert
4. lick up drop
5. meet mum
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