Monday, November 20, 2006

Classroom

Here's the trouble.

If you're in the same class as somebody you'd quite like to fuck, so many of us, it seems, would shy away. That's correct. Rid our mind quickly of the idea, or perhaps one toe curling orgasm for...What?

Why don't people mix business with pleasure. And why does business usually always come first? Sometimes finding the perfect orgasm is far harder a task than securing that perfect job. And despite this, so many of us will do this quite happily, without even a second thought.

Back to the issue in question, why?

Because if then we decide not to pursue a full blown relationship, we risk having to sit through an entire year of discomfort as the other person sits in our class.

Because, if you decide to become buddies de fuck, then you risk an entire year of thinking of that classmate in entirely sexual terms. And that's going to be a distraction. Cocks do get in the way of concentration when your mind deserves to be elsewhere.

Also, if that person is a bad fuck, you're going to want to tell your friends and it WILL come out. Sexual inability always does in the end. And so, not only do you have to pretend to still like them as a person and not be bothered about your fake orgasm(s) - if you can pull off more than one then hats off to you. But, you have to refrain from telling those closest to you who just happen to be your classmates.

And despite all of the above (and the understanding that sex doubles the complication) I remain puzzled as to why people are so quick to dismiss opportunities once they arise. Surely it's possible to have no strings sex with a classmate. After the initial look of inside-information-wink-wink, you can trust that the secret is in fact safe. That you of all people can pull off such a relationship and still get top marks. Because you're clever. Aren't you? And who knows, it could become a regular thing in between revision sessions.

The biggest risk of all is that they might be a terrible fuck.

Balancing sex and life is perhaps the most difficult thing for us to do.

If only it were as simple as waiting until after school. Education runs forever when you're inside the cycle.

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