Conversations of a sexual nature.

Internet Friend (IF) - So how many hearts have u broken?

Me - none. Of course, I like to think I've broken at least 12 without knowing about it, and I like to think of them all being straight females. Ha!

IF - lol about the str8 females, why?

Me - Because i like to think that there are some people in this world to whom my sexuality will always remain a mystery. Because i like the idea of thus not becomming pigeon holed, and because i like the idea of appealing to both sexes.

IF - and number of sexual partners?

Me - Oh, one night-long fumble..no kissing, no cumming. And you?

IF - I don't count my conquests.

later that evening...

IF - I love sex

Me - well I’ve never had it

IF - I don’t have enuff, but I do enjoy it. Haven’t you? Why?

Me - because im a virgin, and i want to have sex with brad pitt and Aiswariya Rai before I do anybody else

IF - Oh I see

Me - In fact, they’re both coming over for christmas....

IF - u know.. I haven’t had full sex...

Me - define.

IF - Just a bit of everything that isn’t anal (receiving)

ME - so you’ve poked, but haven’t been poked yourself?

IF - I poke, and don’t get poked myself.

Me - there are too many pokers and not enough pokees, that’s the problem. and gay men live under the delusion 'ill only let the love of my life poke me' Give me a break!

If he's gentle, with a nice dick, and there's a condom, why not?

IF - wot r u? I’m guessing ur versatile or bottom, god I hate using those terms, they’re so seedy.

Me - I love seedy. Well I’m top, I’d prefer to fuck before I am fucked, although I won’t die unprodded, I can assure you.