CUNT

There. I said it. Now take that hand away from your mouth immediately.

I never understood what people found so offensive about this word. I quite like it. It reminds me of fruit. A soft fruit with a stone. A nectarine perhaps. Or a tough shell with a soft inside. A coconut. It makes me thirsty simply thinking about it. I can just imagine Delia

'Now, here we have a fruit which is becomming more and more available in the local supermarkets. It has a bitter tough shell and the sweetest flesh imaginable. It's called a Cunt and although they aren't the cheapest fruit to put into your fruit salad, they're worth every penny. And let's not forget the juice that pours out once the shell has been broken. Now, even though I have friends who like to make Cunt trifle, I myself prefer to make a Cunt tart with shortcrust pastry and an almond crumble top. For this recipe you'll need..'

It sounds so easy, doesn't it? Almost delicious. I can just imagine a bunch of cunts hanging off a tree.

So, why do people hate it so much.

M suggested that it might be due to the 'harsh sounds' of the word. Cunt is a word that upsets M. Personally however, I can't stand 'pussy'. It's a word that takes power away from the woman. Everybody wants to stroke a cute and cuddly pussy, but nobody wants to mess with a Cunt. A Cunt offers a woman power. So then why do so many women fall sick at its sound?

On another note..

Had phone sex with M this evening (just before writing this entry in fact). M did all the talking whilst I merely unzipped and panted, and boy was it good! You know it's good when you can close your eyes and vanish. So completely. Until something sticky brings you back to reality. That's probably the only thing I can say against spunk. It's sticky, makes everything messy. Which would be fine, if only I had nothing to do afterwards but turn to my side and fall asleep.

Of late, I have found the rings around M and I begin to expand. In fact, I often trash about in our hula hoop, trying to make the ring wider. It's almost as though I've seen something new, something worth grabbing, something unusual just outside the ring. I wonder what this means. I wonder if the rings are slowly beginning to melt.