Bent

Acts of spontaneity can often amount to the best time you've had in a long while.

So, when, earlier this morning, Ophelia sent me a message enquiring as to my availability this evening, we ended up going to the theatre to see a gripping story of gay love in Nazi Germany.

'Bent' is the story of the closing up of desire in the face of social adversity. It was at times sexy, at times hilarious, at times sad, at time heartbreaking. Rather than spoil the story for you, I would urge you readers to go and check out what is an intelligent thought-provoking piece of drama that packs and emotional punch. And, for those who want to know about the sexual content. We have a live penis stuck to an attractive (ahh) cast member and two incidences of talk sex. No touching, just feeling and this was sexy in the sexiest sense. The stood beside each other and talked each other to orgasm. So compelling it was that once the deed was done, I tried hard to spot any signs of wetness on the actors' nether regions. Reminded me of M. This is a piece of theatre that will support my theories of ripened imagination and feeling-without-touching sex.

Another revelation:

Gay clubs and bars are good for pulling young sexually rampant curved boys who like to grab you by the hips as a sign of welcome (still waiting for it to happen to me). However, what i've come to discover this evening is that if you want to view gay men who have money, who look utterly beautiful who take care of themselves and who are cultured, the theatre is the place to go. Now, why has this never occurred to me? It's the perfect place to pull somebody for yet another 'experience'. There's none of that cheese and onion breathe i'm so afraid of here.

It looks like somebody will be frequenting the london theatre circuit more than usual from now on.

It really is the art of the art, going to the theatre. Enjoying a master's performance.

Right, it's awfully late. I have an early morning and possibly a late date, not to give too much away.

Sleep well (and if you can't, I would recommend rapid masturbation to ease you into it)