As I'm currently behind, there are a few things I need to catch you up on.
The good looking Norwegian I met a few entries ago. We had, how should I put it, an interesting discussion. He called me up for phone sex and demanded photos of my cock. But this is besides the point. If you recall, he's the one who won't let me poke him (poking is such a cool name for fucking. For pokers always poke out of curiosity. I'm a poker through and through). Our discussion led to how our next date might progress. I told him I'd like to get him drunk and put it up his bottom (it's okay to be so direct, flattering almost, wouldn't you agree?). He maintained that poking was for special people with whom there was a 'connection'. Now, I've grown far too dubious of this 'connection' theory. All it boils down to is being comfortable with somebody. Anyways, so I would have let it go, had he not then followed this by informing me that the guy at the gym who he has a mad crush on could fuck him (even though this guy probably has little clue of the crush and is straight). So, it's not really a connection at all. It's a judgment. What he was saying was that only those he completely desired were entitled to fuck him. Okay, so he half-desires me or thinks of me as an easy phone sex provider. And now for the most interesting bit of his rant. Apparently, my body shape doesn't help the situation (although he's said that finds my body attractive on numerous occasions). My body is apparently too thin to fuck him slightly fatter existence. Because it simply won't match. You know, like the fat white girl and the younger slim black guy. An eyesore. Though, I'm not quite sure who'll be watching apart from his mind's eye. And the conversation ended with the words 'we should meet up and do dirty things'. I can't help but laugh.
On an entirely separate note, the weekend past has been very successful in terms of my cultural awakening. Saw two great films and participated in my first reading group. It's my view that everybody should join a book club. The intelligence level is almost a guarantee (thick people simply don't read books apart from playboy) and you might even have a sexual encounter on your hands (don't worry, I'm trying). The films I saw were 'Little Miss Sunshine' which I have mentioned previously and also a film called 'The Namesake' (yes, an adaptation of the book) which I saw alongside The Dame as part of the London Film Festival. The director was about too, a fantastic woman who I was then able to meet and ask questions to. Am becoming quite the socio-cultural elephant (butterfly does sound nicer, though with such a short life span, I wonder whether it's wasted here).
Both films will have their reviews in due course, fear not. In the meantime, if you can see either or both, do it.
Another observation. Two comments on the blog have caught my eye. Somebody has commented "Exploration before acceptance" - sounds like denial to me!'' in reference to a previous entry (slag meeting (Desdemona and Arthur)). It made me laugh. What exactly am I denying? These half hearted comments really make me wonder. Whoever you are, please clarify the nature of the denial to which you're referring so that I can confirm or deny the allegation. The comment made me laugh because I'm being accused of denial on a blog, the purpose of which is to let out every truth that I've ever known. I suspect this person probably thinks the blog is one big gay closet. In which case, they're so not getting it.
24 and feisty. Ha, I know who you are! And thank you for the comment. It made me smile. And yes, I agree with everything you say. Not many of us would like to think that the person we spent hours licking out/sucking off eventually came at the thought of somebody else. All that hard work gone to waste. Rotting in the trash can. Selfish bastard.
Desdemona and Ophelia agreeing with The Dame on this whole hetero sex issue. I'll stand my ground on this one. A dildo is an object for sexual enhancement, not a declaration of yours sexuality. If a woman had a cock (no, think about it) you might still be attracted to her. Sexuality really has little to do with sex and more with communication between the lovers. It's about the mind set. Lesbians are attracted to the female mind. Cocks and pussies are so irrelevant. I need to hurry off, though, this debate is far from over.
Ciao
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Ok I know I sat across from you at the table in Satsuma and asked why you had not slept with the Norwegian but now I am of the opinion that he is a cock tease to both you and himself. I think he likes knowing that you want him and I think is using this knowledge for self gratification. I don't think he'd sleep with you if your body shape was perfect for him or even if you were 'special and had that connection'.
Leave this person alone and move onto someone who will give you the things you want rather than play games with you. I have an immediate dislike of him.
Yes lesbians are attracted to the female mind and the female minf oes not have a cock and she doesn't know how to use it! However she does know how to please a woman without the aid of one, this to me is what a lesbian is, being able to provide and recieve pleasure on a level higher than that of someone who simply bangs away at you.
It is I Ophelia the sinner of such comment - my hectic life forgets me to sign off.
I do not apologise for what i have said. To me it sounds like you're in denial... perhaps i am getting on a personal level, one that should be explored at our next Soirée.
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Oh dear, someone's having a little tantrum aren't they!!
Whoever you are 'anonymous' I suggest you keep your opinions to yourself. I'm positive that no one forced you to read this blog and no one forced you to make a comment.
Perhaps you shouldn't judge so easily. You might be surprised if you opened your obviously tiny mind and accepted that different people have different thought about certain subjects.
The author of this blog is a person who is very close to my heart and in no way deserves the comment that you felt you had to leave.
i dont give a hoot if that person is close to you or not, end of the day i stated facts with his great interest in sex, expecially phone sex!! if u cant take my opinion then thats fair enough, but is that not why a comment section is in place!.Blogs are suposed to be read by people! thats why they are here! silly person, i suggest you go back to school u child!
and btw my name is not anonymouse its Simon! so say it next time you address me!
ooo i just figured it out! close...oooo i c, bet you had phone sex with him too!!! ahhh now it makes sense
Honestly Simon, what's wrong with you, this blog is about posting thoughts an opinions, not a way for you to condem someone for the thoughts that they have. You didn't give facts at all. You called this person a 'sick perverted wierdo' and i am saying that there is no need for that.
You don't know anything about the person that writes this and the comment section is for people like you and me to comment on the things he says, not the person he is.
Oh and if you had actually read the blog, you would know who I am.
I agree with "Simon". This blog is nothing but a hint as to how much sex is in your mind! It is known as one track and usually is the way that people with mental issues may try to avoid their situation. And if this blog is designed for thoughts an opinions then take on board what people tell you! Yes this profile does portray the image of a sick perverted sex maniac who obviously has in some way issues which are trying to be avoided. English lessons are definitely in due course and also maybe a visit to the local Mental Health Uni. (I heard Kensington have some great ones but then I heard so do Leicester- maybe a trip to one of them for a day out??) Also having read this blog, has clicked a lot of points in my head about the author. In future I think he needs to look deeper into the situation that other people just like himself have different views but we aren't all as sick and perverted as him!
Hello Simon and Anonymous.
Thank you for your comments. Right, let’s have a look.
Sick – Not that I’m aware of (though of course the sick don’t really know that they are, so you might have a point).
Perverted – Absolutely. I’m completely and utterly into sex, everything about it. The filthier the better as far as I’m concerned. In fact, just so you’re aware, I’m considering becoming an escort.
Sex Maniac – Well done Einstein! You’ve clearly been reading the blog.
Weirdo – depends entirely on your perception. If you think that I’m weird then you are entitled to your opinion. Though, the fact that you don’t really know who I am might make you a little judgemental.
Phone sex – one of the best things I’ve ever done. Love it. Has made me cum hard and fast over and over. You should try it. In fact, you sound as though perhaps you had a bad experience. Perhaps somebody hung up on you. It happens. Try again.
Screwing people over – I really hope I’m not doing this the way you’re describing. Literally screwing them would be an entirely different matter ofcourse.
“Obviously u can’t get any, that’s why you have to stoop that low!” – Ha. The funniest comment yet. Exactly how many times have I repeated that I’m a virgin? Maybe you’re not reading the blog at all!
Think highly of myself – Nope. Not at all. I understand full well that there are people in this land who have done everything ten times harder and faster than I could ever imagine, and good for them.
16 times a day? - Nope, I actually have quite a full life outside of this blog you’ll be surprised to hear. Twice, at the most. Normally whilst I’m typing another entry. And as for the ‘jurking off’ (jerking is the correct spelling), I’m not that narcissistic.
English classes. Okay, I admit I haven’t run a spell checker through quite a few of the entries but I’m working back through them slowly. And well, to be perfectly honest, your use of the language (both of you) isn’t a whole lot better.
A psychiatrist? I wouldn’t pay money to somebody just so they can tell me that I’m writing what most other people think about.
On a final note, I’d like to wish both of you a decent sex life. Also, Simon, if you are who I think you are, I wish you’d fight this like a man. Period.
PS. As for taking your comments and ‘advice’ on board, consider it done. However, current position is as follows. 2 against 30. So find yourself a few more hopper troopers and we can sort something out.
Ciao
Simon et al,
(Please note the lack of 'Dearest' - as I fear the tone of this entry will not require such a nicety)
Thank you for your opinion(s), they have been duly noted, I'm sure, by all regular contributors to this blog.
The general preconception of the majority is that when forming a judgement about something one must consider all the facts about that something and read all the information available. You have clearly done this, but may I suggest that something inside you made you carry on reading the blog so it clearly isn't as bad as you make it sound.
Secondly, a lesson on 'modesty and respect' (your own words I believe). 'Modesty' is defined by the Oxford English Dictionary as 'not ostentatious or pretentious', and 'respect' as 'attention or consideration to [someones feelings]'. I respectfully suggest that you have exercised neither and that your lessons on morality and all that is noble have clearly not been successful. Such a shame. Might one suggest moving off the moral high ground until one has the said words (and their meanings) safely within his vocabularly to deal with future situations such as this.
It is always ironic, on that note, to think that the blog that disgusts you so has drawn you back time and again to respond to replies people have left you. In fact, I should bet the love of the next woman I meet that you shall return yet again to read this. Funny that.
In addition to the above (and this will be the last thing I say on the matter as I don't believe in wasting good time replying to those who do not possess an open mind or for that matter good manners), you might want to take some English classes yourself as your spelling and grammar leaves a lot to be desired.
And please, next time you decide to insult a close friend of mine, do it more diligently!
Thank you for taking the time to read this.
(Not) Yours,
The Dame
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