Later...

Later today the same bloke sent me two photos of his (nice looking) cock,a photo of his torso, two videos of himself ejaculating and a string of texts asking me to describe myself.

The strange thing is, one of those aforementioned videos depicted him cumming all over a black shoe that, I'm positive, was made of suede.

What else could I do but send him a text immediately saying 'Poor shoe'.

The shoe wasn't nice looking and probably deserved to be wanked all over, but that's not the point. How many other things in this man's life are just as disposable I wondered. It's a black shoe today and tomorrow he'll be demanding it's my mouth.

And then we have the torso which isn't exactly the best body Ive ever seen. I suppose the next step would be to see his face.

Oh, and just in case you were wondering how we ever met, I came across his 'Confession' - to which I responded.

This man was wondering why, when he saw a woman being fucked by a horse, it turned him on so much when, in contrast, seeing another woman being fucked by a dog totally repulsed him.

Of course I had to respond to that message.

And, as I glanced over the confessions section again today, I came across another response.

''I too felt that when seeing a gorgeous bird getting hammered by a big horsey cock. Anyway, i think your disgust may come from the knowledge that dog are always crapping down the pavements, and when seeing that, it makes you feel that dogs are dirty animals that have crap sticking out there arse. Whereas horses are vegetarians, and you hardly see their crap on pavements or roads. Besides, how does a man react if his girl is banging a horse. I mean, what does a man do, ask the horse for a fight or what. Anyway, I've seen these sights and think the women are brave do do those things which are shown on the sites. There was one of a bird jerking a horse off and drinking it's juice. I mean, brave or what, but i wouldn't kiss her, for love or money.''

Laugh out Loud. What a wise man, I thought.