Desdemona's Beastiality

So we've all heard the tale of the lady who fucked a horse. Yes, we all know that Horses are almost abnormally well endowed and that many women have attempted to fuck one.

Alluding to the title of this particular entry, my suggestion is not that Desdemona has fucked a horse. The title is referring, perhaps more worryingly, to her puppy.

Yes folks, Desdemona now has a dog. Toilet trained in six weeks with a keen interest in 'warm' places.

We utilised Yo! sushi vouchers last night and it was great catching up after what may have been a long few months.

And in the meantime, I'm happy to report a better sex life (for her), and much joy in (almost)all aspects of the relationship with Othello.

And after dinner we ventured into Bermondsey.

The thing is, I'd been invited to a music and art evening at a Japanese gallery. All well and good.

What we hadn't expected was not to find the gallery despite having circled the area once and to be led back to the station by a posh rough looking bloke who was studying Engineering at Kings.

My desire to dip whatever they were offering into the promised chocolate fountain and to sip on a promise of ever-flowing cocktails were diminished.

And Bermondsey is a pretty dismal area. As we walked from one end of what seemed to be the world's biggest road to the other, we felt the fear street walkers feel every day of their life. And, no, it's not pleasant.

After talking me through the procedure for toilet training a puppy she told me in fairly frank terms how the puppy loved Othello's cock.

'Er, how do you mean?' - yes, even I was slightly bewildered.

'Well, in the mornings' she continued, 'he comes into our room and goes under the duvet. He'll then start licking Othello's cock and even my private parts. He's even licked and bitten my nipples.'

Perhaps now is the time to reiterate the fact that this isn't a man she's talking about, it's a dog.

The way she described it, the puppy's lust seemed so normal, and well nobody could ever deny that she and Othello were attractive. But to allow a puppy to invade the sexual zen regions without so much as a shoo or a no!, seems to me a little inappropriate.

What did make me smile was the mild possibility that Desdemona had fallen in love with a puppy who was bisexual.

Question: How exactly do you teach a puppy NOT to give you a blow job in the morning?