Artesius

Whenever I sleep with a girl, I have to show her how good I am. A sort of personal conquest. The trouble is, after you show them a good time they become attached and rather clingy. And that's when I get bored. - Artesius

Now, the trouble (or not) is this:-

a) Artesius has recently purchased a new flat with girlF of long standing.
b) Artesius is a phantom philanderer who has grave difficulties being monogamous.
c) Artesius is also currently frequenting London strip clubs and has stuck up a friendship with two of the strippers, one of whom is a 'nice girl' and the other 'a dirty girl'. Both of these turn him on equally.
d) Artesius's girlF has little idea about any of these goings on.
e) Oh, and there's an Ex girlF to contend with.

The more I think about this the more I realise that for the purposes of getting your end away, whether the girl is nice or in fact dirty or even your Ex, it really doesn't matter.

And then occasionally, Artesius will, over the telephone, express anger or surprise at the way in which he appears to be living his life. That said, the very following day, he's back on humping form.

Now, we all know what I think about monogamy, other than that lust is far too precious to expend an entire lifetimes worth on one individual.

We are young
We have lust
We desire
We like to fuck
We like to conquer
We will conquer

Just how long can a person chant this mantra until it begins, like everything else, to sound like a Amy winehouse cover version of a classic?

One thing I'm certain about is this:

Artesius is not somebody who directly places himself in the path of adventure. More often than not, the adventure comes to him. Because he's the sort of person who oozes a sort of sexual confidence/charisma. In fact, a fair few people who I know ooze this charisma. I've yet to establish something similar myself but all in due course.

And, it doesn't help matters that the strippers in question have a good heart. We all love the tale of a whore with a heart of gold. And Artesius seems to have found two of these, both of whom are 'genuine' and offer their services to him for free.

The trouble is, when it's all said and done, and he's fucked them into oblivion, I wonder whether they'll turn nasty and follow him around London town?

And all the while, the faithful girlF remains at the core of Artesius's attentions.

And this is where I become interested.

Is it acceptable to have a girlF who serves the same purpose as a security blanket/insurance policy. After all, an insurance policy is something that exists, the sole purpose of which is to enable you to have the best time, comfortably in the knowledge that if things go wrong, the security of a payout will always be there.

Why can't a girlF fulfil the same purpose?

Fundamentally however I wonder - if Artesius's girlF decided that it was okay to have an open relationship whilst sustaining the relationship, would Artesius be able to deal with the ramifications?

Something tells me not.

You see, the age old dilemma of wanting to fuck other people whilst the world remains faithful to you rears its ugly head.

I guess I just think, if you're going to fuck around, be honest about fucking around. If it's what you want, where's the shame in saying it.

If you're not totally consumed by the person you are with, what's the point in persisting. If it's the trust and soft cushion you'll miss, that's what your friends are for after all, aren't they?




No matter how good looking the girl, I'll become bored relatively quickly.