The Living Room

Howdy!

I smell nice today. Have given up Issey Miyake for a spot of Avon Linen and bedroom spray...ha! I wonder if Desdemona will notice/comment on this somewhat unusual scent.

I'm meeting her for the first time since returning from my travels, and what an exciting night this promises to be. A slag reuinion is much called for. It's a shame the Ophelia and The Dame couldn't be around.

The Dame, or so I'm led to believe, is frequenting G.A.Y (the apparently hip and happening gay club) this evening with one of those unsure closeted lesbian head f*cks who she feel drawn to and intrigued by. Dame! if you are reading this, beware the curse of the closeted lesbian. Some lesbians hold enough power to draw the free spirits back into their closet with them and no, the closet isn't a sexual hideaway.

So, Desdemona and I are visiting the living room (http://www.thelivingroomw1.co.uk ) which is situated just off Regent Street. A Plush venue for a couple of plush slags...ahh!

Sex will undoubtedly be the only topic of discussion, sex and all things related. We might even order some food midway..who knows?

Right, I'm expecting her to call in a moment so must dash immediately, now, this instance.

Expect a full report tomorrow upon my return.

Bye.