Ice cream

Haagen Daaz in Leicester Square have removed the Fig and Marsala flavoured ice cream from their selection.

At first, the Raspberry Sorbet was no longer available anywhere other than in the shop. Handy little tubs which one might have otherwise devoured in private seemed to become a thing of the past. I was truly saddened.

If they'd listened to me I think i would have spread the sticky cool red stuff all over a male joint and licked it off. Even the fig and Marsala.

So, how precisely do they decide which flavours to stop and which ones to make available only in the parlour.

If anybody can find either of these flavours in this country, in a shop other than one owned by Haagen Daaz, let me know petals. And there may even be a reward.

Now that I have a potential fuck buddy on the cards, it seems only right and proper that I have a tub of sorbet in the freezer. One simply doesn't seem to fit without the other.