Chariots @ Shoreditch - Part 1

Well...

I've never come across so many naked gay men in my life. And so many, elderly gentlemen.

Thankfully, most of the elderly men weren't following the whore circle and instead, preferred to sit in the lounge and exchange postcards from their latest travels. Is cute too strong a word? I mean, why did they have to do it naked.

And this is the first sauna I've been to where I lost the shorts. And yes, there were a few comments on how 'above average' the size of my...is.

After the last unsuccessful (in terms of sex alone) Sauna experience, I didn't have the highest of expectations, granted.

And I never for a second thought that too many men would be too much of a problem. But it was, sort of.

Let me clarify. I visited the UK's largest Gay Sauna. Three floors worth of men. Every type of man you could imagine. And the bodies that these men had. The bodies! Let's just say, my inadequacies were placed elsewhere this time round.

1st Floor - Lounge area, changing rooms and a gym.
2nd Floor - An assortment of large and small rooms with wipeable ma tresses, a large darkroom, and men spilling out of every door and corridor in sight. Blimey I thought...this is going to be a mission.
3rd Floor - 2 Saunas, 2 Steam Rooms, a swimming pool, another dark room, a spa and a jacuzzi.

After doing the rounds twice and getting myself to grips with the maze I lay down on a deck chair and watched the men come, one by one, to the third floor.

Sexually speaking, this trip wasn't wasted either. I pulled. And boy, was he hot. If I say he looked like a younger version of Tom Ford, many of you will realise a) my surprise at having procured someone so edible and b) that he really was good looking.

His body was firm and he was one of the best kissers I've ever experienced. There was something so assured about the way he kissed me. And I could tell from the way he behaved that this guy really had the hots for me. I think it was nice to come across a gay man who didn't really believe in playing any mind games so that you're left wondering.

Here was a guy who liked me, made it clear and remarkably took a chance. And he was hot. Hot enough for me to follow him down to the second floor and whisper something into his ear...