Tanya

First things first. Tanya, I miss you too. And the news of your engagement is wonderful. You’re still so very young though!

Ensure the following checklist is ticked won’t you?

1) Conversations can last for hours on end and cover a diverse range of topics.
2) Most important fetishes have been disclosed.
3) There are still parts of your being that you know he’ll never know.
4) He makes you the happiest.

If all four are ticked, you’re probably onto a winner I suspect.

As for the pic n mix, I’m glad to see you have remembered! Yes, think fruity flavours, unusual flavours and maybe a fizzy one or two. And for those of you who are wondering whether I’m referring to pic of mix sexual contraptions (which is quite understandable), I’m not. Think Woolworths. Think Haribo. Hong Kong is the best place for pic n mix. Delicious.

Also, I think this is a good time to introduce J into my seedy equations. J is a friend of mine who studies with me. So witty it puts me to shame. Currently with parents in Australia. Humping an ozzy bloke, or even better, a kangaroo, I hope. This might prove to be insightful blog fodder. I shall question him on his return, fear not.