Common Julie

I have great pleasure in introducing Common Julie (a dear friend of The Dame).

It’s always interesting to meet people who are common and witty in equal measures.

The last time The Dame came and visited me we ate noodles, if you recall. They were lovely. The funniest moments of that evening were however enshrined in a text conversation we had with Common Julie.

Common Julie (in a text to The Dame) - ‘What are you up to fart breath?’

To which we replied – ‘Hello Common Julie, we’re enjoying a meal in fact. Only the underclass is able to greet friends in such a vulgar fashion.’

2 minutes later…

Common Julie – ‘what are you eating? Pork sword and kebabs? You pair of queers. I’m in the shower, shaving my growler.

To which we replied – ‘Pork sword and kebabs? That’s more food for the commoner, to be fair. Anyways, careful not to shave it all off. Imagine a world without growler. Unthinkable.’

Yes friends, welcome to Common Julie.