The Dame dissected (once more)

The Dame: ‘Just got in. Have been kissed and hugged for the first time in 3.5 years. Have to be up in 3 hours but it was worth it.’

It’s official. The Dame no longer remains single. If we could have a standing ovation.

‘It’s ironic’, observed The Dame last night, on the subject of our successful relationships that seem to be further flourishing at present, ‘I remember you saying you’d love to meet a policeman and you have. I was also saying that I’d love things to work out with The Doctor, and they have.’

It’s true. The irony painted by life on occasion is pretty astounding.

I really couldn’t be more pleased. Let this be testament to the fact that all things come to those who wait. And The Dame has waited more than enough Methinks. It’s great because

a) The best relationships are with those who share a similar ethos for life. I believe The Dame has found this in The Doctor. There’s nothing better than two birds perching on the same wavelength.

b) Now there is somebody intelligent who possesses a stethoscope and a pair of ever-so-delightful scrubs, to join our slag parade.

c) The Dame is truly deserving of this sort of happiness, perhaps more than anybody else I know.

Now, on the subject of ‘that fleeting feeling at the beginning of any romantic relationship’, we both agreed that it was a special sort of reckless feeling, where the pedantics of life seem to matter so less. Where we can forget that we need to wake up early in the morning in favour of loitering around the liked-one until the very early hours. I should mention the text message described above was received in the wee hours of the morning.

Currently, things are looking positively up for The Dame. Career and relationship in the bag, she’ll no doubt set herself a new set of objectives.

I wonder how long it’ll be before they don nurse outfits and fulfil perhaps the most seedy sexual enterprise going. Anybody up for a game of Doctors and Nurses?

Does having a Doctor in the circle of friendship mean one can benefit from free check ups and (where required) prescriptions to difficult-to-find penis enlarging tablets and other controversial medicines?