The Dame

‘Hello Lover’ crooned The Dame.
‘Hello dearest, what’s up?’ I replied as I sat opposite the Belle de Bengal on our regular Wednesday night meal-before-film.
‘Well, I’ve just this minute returned from a date with The Doctor.’
‘Oh!, that’s fantastic’ (it truly was).

We decided to speak later once I was home.

As it transpired, The Dame and The Doctor met up for a drink and got on rather well. Understandably, after the last lack of post date communication, The Dame is remains cautious in the dating arena.

For this reason, I’m pleased to announce a second date is firmly on the cards.

I do hope it all works out for The Dame. For the sake of her vagina if nothing else.