Moan

Things that I find upsetting/demoralising/a damn right piss take:

a) Going on a really good date with someone I really like, only for the night to be ruined by a pathetic bunny boiler who is now spreading rumours about me being a prostitute in Leicester and fleeing from my disgrace to London. What I have to say to you is this, KISS MY ASS in the nastiest possible sense.

b) Reading about Mika (yes, the new pop sensation) receiving death threats from people who want him to 'come out'. Who these people are or what their purpose in life is are both beyond me. What his sexuality is, is nobody's business. I don't ever hear about other singers ever receiving death threats requesting them to declare their heterosexuality. This sort of behaviour is obnoxious and an example of mental instability.

c)Peaches Geldof (who I used to like very much) dissing Madonna and stating that the Award for Style Icon should go to somebody more 'relevant'. Madonna is over the hill, she said, of perhaps the most famous woman in the world. She's no longer cool apparently. Peaches, my advice to you: lose the surname, make something of your life, get a job, achieve something, anything, and then open that trap of yours.

d) Have I mentioned that bunny boiling twat head? People who reduce me to the state where I have to use words like twat head, should be shot. Where's my rifle?