Admirers

On admirers…

Every now and again I come across people who have read/continue to read this blog who I don’t know.

The message I received a few days ago however was probably unlike anything I’ve received before.

‘I been reading your blog with much enthusiasm. I think its fantastic and ur expressions and feelings of such fantasies makes me excited to meet you. What makes it more interesting is that I am from Leicester, and I am anxious in meeting you. What do you think? I am leaving my number here for you. Please text me in the first instance. (his number).’

Who could this be, I wondered…

a) somebody trying to catch me out
b) yet another bunny boiler for me to contend with
c) an idea from the current bunny boiling loon I’m dealing with
d) somebody genuine, somebody who likes the blog and would truly like to meet.

Of course, curiosity always gets the better of me, so I sent a text last night to the admirer and this is the conversation (of a textual nature) that went on between us;

Me – ‘Hi – I hope you’re well. I’m glad you’re enjoying the blog. What do you think us meeting would achieve? Tell me some more about yourself perhaps?’

Admirer – ‘Hi, I’m just reading your blog and was about to post a message to ask you why you hadn’t replied to my message yet. You sound like a top bloke and you write well. I’m from the states originally and currently in Leicester. Whereabouts in Leicester are you from?’

Me – ‘Well thank you, I enjoy being able to write so openly. I live in the city centre-ish. I’m currently in London and expect to be in Leicester from the 3rd onwards. Are you a student here? And do you have an American accent? (perhaps the most important question of all).’

Admirer – ‘I sure do have an American accent! I’m here on business formulating new plans and strategy for (a big accountancy firm). I’m 28 by the way. Are you single?’

Me – ‘Well we can meet once I’m in Leicester. I am single although things with Pc X are going well. Where did you come across my blog?’ (something he failed to answer)

Admirer – ‘Oh cool have you guys had sex yet? Can I join in? J

Me – ‘No and not yet. I’ll let you know when I’m in Leicester. Enjoy your strategy planning.’

Admirer – ‘Cool let me know when you are in Leicester. Do you have a picture you can send me on this phone? Do you have a picture of Pc x as well? Would be cool for a threesome. Keep me posted.

Now now, photos can wait can’t they…surely?