Monday, January 22, 2007

progression

Adriana has been on 8 dates with the same guy. 7 of these took place before our last slag meeting and one between that time and the time of my birthday. Over dinner I asked whether things had progressed and although I remain unsure whether they have, she has left me wondering…

During the slag meeting Adriana was puzzled why the boy hadn’t tried anything (including holding hands or kissing) when they had progressed to date No 7.

How many dates before we can define the relationship as non-progressive and move on? I was thinking 5. 7 seems rather excessive.

And what about the girl who doesn’t make a move and waits for the man to do absolutely everything? Surely women with a little spunk is what most guys are after.

Girl with spunk – conversation #1
‘What do you want me to do?’ asked the boy
‘Rip my panties off, tie me to the wardrobe and do all those things you wanted to with your last girlfriend but couldn’t.’
‘What? A tit-wank and everything?’ said he brimming with exciting.
‘Everything! Absolutely everything.’

Girl without spunk – conversation #1
‘what do you want me to do?’ asked the boy
‘Um, I don’t know, what shall we do?’
‘Whatever you want to.’
‘Um, let’s kiss.’

Girls with spunk generally get more in proportion to their relative enthusiasm. Strange that.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well, if one doesn't ask, one, doesn't get!