Celebrity sex

In recent times we’ve become more than aware that the myth of the celebrity sex video is no longer just that. In fact, today, it’s seen as a stamp of celebrity to have your crotch out there for public consumption, so to speak. In fact, why stop at celebrities, even Mrs Smith from across the street is doing away with her knickers and taping herself masturbating with a view to posting the art on Napster.

With this in mind, I’ve been through them all. Well, almost (for even I need to sleep).
Here are my top three celebrity fuck tapes, because you’re worth it.

1) Although she is frequently seen accompanying doggy, Paris Hilton made special time for her pussy in ‘One Night in Paris’, and boy was it worth the tack that she often makes us put up with. Granted, if you can forget about her stupidity, you could find yourself with a huge erection or moist knickers, and that’s just with the sight of the cock in question. The infrared is classy, the cock big, the positions sultry. The sex is amateur bordering on cinematic and it is for this reason that It gets my no1 vote. And nobody can deny that she’s a sexy little minx when she puts her mind to it.

2) Jenna Lewis (Survivor star) and her husband Travis Wolfe (model) decided to tape themselves fucking like crazy on their wedding night. Now, there’s something sexy and very kinky about that, wouldn’t you agree. And before one of you gets in with a ‘but it’s such a personal thing blah blah’, STOP IT! The video quality is fantastic, as it the blowjob, not to forget the array of positions tried and tested by the pair. There’s something very exciting about two young hot bodies humping so passionately. Of course, my personal favourite scene includes a shot of Jenna complimenting Travis on his manhood, only for them to get into a conversation about his mother and her genetic gifts mid-fuck. And then she says it, the line of the century: ‘Yes, I mentioned your mother during sex, now fuck me harder!’

3) Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, ah, when I saw this tape it was like a breath of fresh air and a lesson in why not to drive and receive a blowjob unless that particular highway is absolutely dead. The amateur camera work coupled with the general lack of caring how they presented themselves is what puts this at number three instead of higher up. If you’re going to fuck for the camera and if it’s going to get out (because let’s face it, it always will and you probably wanted it to), do it properly, with a certain artistic flair. Having said that, you can't beat a couple so electric.