Half an hour ago I had one cock in my mouth, my own cock in the perfect pussy while a third man pissed in my ear.
There, I thought that might catch your attention.
The reason I love Shilpa Shetty so much is because she has character, elegance and beauty (throughout). As an ambassador for Indians generally nobody can deny she has done a remarkable job. And while many of you may be tired of hearing just how dignified she is, you can bloody well hear it once more. Personally, I think the fact that none of Sunday's top three winners were British says something all in itself. Do we really want to represented by the three witches with a capital B (as spoken by Edwina Currie herself)? Are there no Britons who can make the country look good?
And for all those people who believe Shilpa won with a vote of sympathy this is what I have say: Shilpa won not because people felt sorry for her, but because people felt proud of her and proud to be in a world where people like her exist. And as for all the rumours that it was all fixed. Let's move on shall we?
Although nobody can deny Channel 4 has a lot to answer for, I believe the decision to broadcast reality TV as it was is a brave decision. In fact, as Cordelia suggested, the Big Brother house represented a snap shot of today's Britain. It's the truth I have come to realise.
May Shilpa have global success and win an Oscar.
Another completely different point....
I have become rather infatuated with this guy who studies with me. Mental note: must stop looking in that perv-fashion for fear of being arrested. Must try harder to get a sexuality sign from him and then either a)make some move or b) keep well away and revise for exams.
How about a note over the desk sometime in the future...
'This may sound a little strange but are you gay? If you are, how about coffee? If you're not, can I turn you? If not, sorry.'
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