Hard facts

Back on 'Confessions' earlier this afternoon and look what I came up with:

I'm not getting off by saying this, i'm not being childish and NO, im not horny (which admitedly is rare for me) but I just wanted to make this confession to all women of all shapes and sizes, the world over.

I personally love to go down on a girl and I love to tease her there for as long as possible until she is dripping all over the sheets and is gagging for the whole thing to go inside... at which point i tease her still!

I'm a tease!

But what is absolutely essential is to ensure that you are "well kept" down there. I.E. its vital to keep hair down there to a very low minimum. If you want it to feel great, then all we ask is for you to clear the way a little. If there is no hair there (ideal situation), or if there are very very few hairs down there, then it just looks amazing, more hygienic anyway, smells better and makes for a better session and better sensation for all concerned.

What is just as important, cannot stress how important this point is, but i assume all you women do this anyway, is to ensure you wash that region well before engaging in sexual acts (ideally via a shower/bath) because if it doesn't smell "nice" then it becomes a "No-Go Zone" which kills the whole mood, entirely! After all, this is all common-sense and very basic manners.

Apologies ladies for having made this confession and forgive me if you do all this anyway, but some of your counterparts really need reminding about this.

So do your husbands, your boyfriends, your lovers, your shag buddies all a favour and either do this for them or ask them to lend a helping hand. I'm sure they will be more than happy to groom that area of yours which we men adore and love so much.

Peace, and happy love making.

Well, it made me smile.