Hair removal

'So, you're telling me that there's no difference between having a hairy arse crack and a smooth one?'

'Whether it's hairy or not, it's still the place from where shit emerges.'

'But I would imagine a smooth/Imaaced arse crack to feel so much nicer. I mean, when you're rimming a guy, it must just be nicer to be rid of all the hair.'

'You do realise, once you do it, there's no going back. It'll grow back thicker and faster. And who'll do it for you anyhow? It won't just fall off in the shower if you use Imaac, you'll have to scrap it all off.'

'Oh.'

[Desdemona and I discussing my desire to use hair removal cream over my arse crack in a bid to facilitate the rimming process which is, as yet, untested.]