Flirtation

'You've got lovely eyes. They're amazing eyes' - Belle de Bengal's friend said, at his Birthday do last Friday.

'Really? Thank you'.

'They're really amazing. Especially you're left eye. The other one, not so much, but your left eye, that's amazing'.

Firstly, nobody has ever said I have striking eyes, although I did put this down, quite quickly, to a drunken attempt as a chat-up line.

Secondly, the guy has told me previously that he thought I was 'hot'.

Thirdly, on the point of eye-discrimination? WTF! I do think it's hilarious, victimizing one eye to make the other one feel better; but really. Surely somebody as confident as this man is might think that this could be a mood killer.

Needless to say, he apologised the next time I saw him. It made me laugh.

Lesson to be learnt - When drunk, lower your inhibitions to a point where they still make you appear to be attractive. When flirting, honesty sometimes isn't the best policy.