The Question

The question feared by all lesbians...

Of course, the question feared by singletons everywhere and indeed Bridget Jones herself (an ingenius woman I adore) is ... "So, hows the love life?". Authenticity is added here with either/or; a drunken drawl or pissed old man you understand. Nevertheless, it is a feared question is it not? In a few short words the singleton in question has only a few moments to consider why in fact they are single, what is wrong with them (if anything), what inadequacies they possess, why are they unlucky in love and also if they are happy being single or not. All of this will be considered by the poor singleton but the dear old soul must also leave time to formulate an adequate reply which provokes no further questions. Sigh.

Anyhow, lesbians also possess a similar dilema. Being the rare breed that we are, one would assume that no such pickle exists but I can assure you it does. So let me enlighten you. The god given question feared by all lesbians is thus; "How exactly do lesbians have sex?". It's at this point I always release a somewhat melodramatic sigh followed by my own standard response to all such questions, which is as follows - did God not give you all imaginations?

-The Dame-

PS Just in case you were wondering, and for those of you who have seen the film, my place at the 'smug married couples dinner' has been well and truly booked...