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So, she’s done it. Kate Moss has revealed her collection for TopShop. The rumours that she didn’t herself design those clothes are a load of twiddlefanny, she told me so herself.

People queued for hours to get their hands on items which they then sold on eBay. Now, that’s not what fashion is about, is it?

Needless to say, Kate looked and continues to look hot. I don’t quite know whether it’s her attitude or her stunning looks that work their way up my alley towards the front gate.

The Dame was also there to grace the occasion.

Oops, sorry, slipped into dream mode there for a brief while…

Other news to catch my eye in recent press…

Shilpa Shetty: that stupid peck on the cheek! And now we all want the pair dead. Death be on Shilpa Shetty! is the chant, apparently. For frigs sake. And poor Richard. What a beastly welcome. Occasionally I look at my brown skin and yawn, I really do.

Zizzi’s, a restaurant infamous as celebrity spotting, The Dame and Tainted Visionary being two of the most frequent visitors saw a sight it thought it never would.

A man dining in the restaurant ran into the kitchen, pulled out a knife, started wielding it around before he proceeded to cut off his winkle.

Yep, apparently, it really was that simple.

They were able to sew it back on to the ungrateful bastard.

Perhaps pepperoni pizza will be off the menu for quite some time.

The things I come across in London town….shocking!
P.S Michelle Macmanus featured, as she does on an annual basis, on the cover of ‘Heat’. Not a promise to lose he entire body weight in three weeks this time. More of a declaration that she’s put on numerous pounds. How that beast makes money from her obesity is shocking. Don’t any of you buy it! Let’s not encourage her.