Resolutions

I have at least a couple every year, targets achieve performance yada yada...

1) To whole heartedly attend an orgy. Or should that be, as is more usually the case, find an orgy, apply for a place on the orgy, cross fingers for success of application and then attend.

2) Dedicate much more time to that which is important. Sex and writing. Write more of my novel and maintain this blog with a view to further increasing the readership. Writing about sex often involves having it, so I intend to. Place myself in the path of slags and try to become one.

3) Do things which are odd and quirky. Rock climbing is top of the list here.

4) Attempt to learn a musical instrument. The piano, more specifically.

5) Attempt to date somebody. Try and think, at times, outside of the realms of sex, for something, dare I say it, a little more satisfying.

6) Attend only saunas which I haven't visited previously. Try not to give into temptation merely because one place has a jacuzzi and another one doesn't.

7) Try my hardest to secure the loyalty and cock of a fuck buddy.

8) Attend more award winning restaurants and maintain, as far as possible, a rampant social life.

9) Purchase that cock-ring I've been on about for, what seems, all of eternity. I mean, really!