Birthday Celebrations

A year older, a year wiser. If only there were an extra inch, or an extra mile of potential suitors. Alas, we've got to have some patience.

For my posh birthday meal we went here

And then, for posh drinks we went here

All in all it was a case of good company (all slags minus Common Julie and The Dame were present), as were all of my other slutty troopers/cultural boffins. And the food....the food! Lovely (Even though they did have Mango Chutney, and you know what i think about Mango Chutney).

Anyhow, woke up the following morning sandwiched between Ophelia and Aliena on my king sized bed. It's not often this happens. Both ladies were wearing my clothes and sleeping in my bed. And both of them had the audacity to ask me not to touch them. It was rather a predicament then, waking early in the morning with an erection and absolutely no side I could turn for fear of causing mass destruction. Fear not, I controlled it and before long it had subsided. And, until now, nothing was mentioned.

A big thank you to all of you who attended the par-tay.

p.s Desdemona bought me a tub of cock rub, a stress willy and a copy of Belle de jour's DVD. The girl certainly knows how to please a man.