Sin

Forgive me Father for I have sinned.

I spent my entire lunch break sourcing the nearest McDonalds and eating a McChicken Sandwich Meal despite your guidance and against my better judgement.

I find it difficult to describe the urge that grabbed a hold of me yesterday afternoon and eventually led me to commit this sin. That the restaurant was a posher version of the chain and full of men dressed in suits shall not, will not and cannot, be of any excuse.

I ask for your forgiveness and pray that you may cleanse me of all my sins.

Amen