Thursday, August 23, 2007

Science/Vanity

Jeans down to the ankles I looked into the mirror. It's so female...this standing naked in front of the mirror so that you can assess and feel sorry for your body.

Thankfully, my gazing was purely for scientific purposes. What I was there to assess was whether my body was proportionate. A slight bulge is developing where a flat stomach used to be. Thankfully the cock looks in proportion with the rest of my body.

As much as it paints me to say this, I think it's time I developed a six pack and pecks. A fit and healthy body surely is the answer to a lagging sex life. That, and putting some weight onto this slender frame of mine.

And my pubic hair is too messy, it has to be said. Trimming ought to do it.

And, as Juno recommended, Veet hair removal cream for the butt crack. Smooth bum is so much easier and more pleasurable to lick out.

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