Rejection

There aren't many instances in life where I get upset.

Received a rejection from my Orgy application earlier today. THAT upset me.

I failed to make it to the shortlist of 30 even though I'd made it to the long list of 90. Grr. They're sooo going regret this.

I refuse to get into a state of panic and insecurity about my looks over this. Instead, what I'll do is blame the world and the organiser for not realising my full potential. For it is they who are blind. And it is they who have missed out on my thundering sexual presence.

'Don't be upset', read the rejection email, 'I can only invite a certain amount of people. The fact that I took your details means that you are suitable to attend and there's nothing stopping you applying next time'.

Just like with all the other aspects of my life, I'm quickly beginning to realise that this endeavour too will require persistence and bucket loads of shyte thrown at the door before some of it will eventually stick.

And in the meantime....hope somebody drops out and my invite is sent straight away. Or better still....find a bigger place to live quickly and organise my own.

If the orgy won't come to me...it is I who should go to the orgy.