A 100 entries and still hard

First things first.

This is the 100th blog entry! A toast to the losing (and quickly) of inhibitions, the loosening of buttons and the unzipping of flies quicker than you can say come. May the next 100 be just if not more fruitful, filled with sexual promise, filthier and sexier than ever before.

A big thank you to all the people I write about. You know who you are. Thank you all for existing and being able to talk as openly as I am. A community has been formed.

Second things second.

The French fiddle over the weekend has wet my apetite for more. And as usual, like Adriana, I have to be proactive in my approach. The now twice weekly Gumtree hunt is yeilding a fresh array of results, although this time I thought I'd cast my net far and wide. I have posted an ad myself, to the effect:

"Hello you!

Simplicity is the key to these personal ads I’m positive, so here goes.

Intelligent, sexy, confident, Anglo-Indian post graduate student here, looking for somebody similar between the ages of 21 and 30 to embark on a sexual adventure. My own experience is limited and I’m ideally wanting somebody who has some prior experience. If you do not, you must at the least be willing to learn, and quick.

The fact of the matter is this: I have spent far too much time thinking about doing dirty things as opposed to actually doing them. In fact, I have gone as far as to write a blog about my journey of sexual awakening. I want to play out each and every fantasy that has plagued my mind for the last few years and turn them into a reality which I hope will be a liberating experience for us both. A quick suck outside waterloo station simply won’t wash.

Physical attributes: as these are vital, 5 ft 10, slender build, 30 inch waist, dark hair and eyes, well dressed. A Non smoker though I like the occasional cocktail or five. Other interests include watching quirky films and eating quirky food with often quirky people. Your kissing ability must be at least 7 out of 10 as a recent kiss with a French guy has raised the benchmark quite considerably.

You MUST be, interesting, sexy and open minded. I am looking to inspire and be inspired.
If any of the above sounds interesting or you feel you might be what I’m looking for and vice versa, please give me a shout and we can take things from there.

Dream, explore, discover (like the line, although sounds like a tag line for British Airways. Ugh.)

p.s owners of a butt plugs or cock rings will recieve priority replies."

let's see if this yeilds any results.

Third things third.

Christmas is finally here. In fact, who am I kidding, it's always here, even in July. Every man with grey hair, wearing a red jumper is Mr Claus. And every woman with a red nose and pigtails is Rudolph.

Under normal circumstances, as I'm sure you can imagine, i'd have a list of presents i'd wish to coerce out of Santa for the occasion, but this year it strikes me that everything I really want is readily available in the underground sex shops situated in Soho. Porn, butt plugs which look like lemon juicing devices (just like Desdemona's), a cock ring made of real soft letter and a hot french couple who'll be here to stay until i'm fucked out. Something tells me Santa is a prude. And as much as I enjoy giving old Snow White a sex life to talk about, Santa Claus is left well and truly alone (The Dame will be eternally thankful).