Slag Meetings

There have been two Slag Meetings over the past two months. I should have written about this earlier, granted, but things are better late than never, are they not?

1) Slag Meeting held on 6 February – those in attendance Ophelia, Katerina, Adriana, The Dame and yours truly

We discussed, among other things, the importance of hiding the evidence which accumulates once somebody begins to cheat. One must keep a tab on text messages, voicemails, dirty knickers and the like, and stay one step ahead of the game. The clever whore knows how to cheat and also how to win without anybody ever knowing any better. Katerina appears to be perfecting this art more and more. Her ride on the dual carriageway has been on going for three months now and still neither The Boy nor The Dude appears to know any better. Throw into this another man who is lusting after Katerina and sends her photos of his erect penis over this phone, things become all the more complicated. As The Boy prepared to take Katerina for a drive the other night, she stood in the kitchen deleting as many of these messages as possible.

We talked a little about The Dame’s almost flourishing love life. The Dame who was at the end of her tether had finally met somebody who she thought might be what she was looking for. If I remember correctly, however, they hadn’t yet slept together. They were still at the ‘watching DVDs’ phase.

Details of the second and most recent slag meeting to follow…