If I were ever to start this blog again, this would be the time.
The last two weeks have suddenly seen my life fall into place. The job I wanted I now have. The creative ambitions I wanted to explore are now also firmly within my reach. Objectively speaking, my life couldn't be any better.
Even my dismal sex life isn't enough to wipe the smile off my face.
Lessons I have learnt in the last week
Persistence always pays off
Success is better than orgasm
If you want something badly enough, it'll take a great force to deter you from achieving it
Let's rewind...
The Dame came over for a night of platonic loving. As usual, we did things arty and she was able to meet Lady Montague, J, Titania and S together with some of my other friends. Subsequently it appeared to me, from the feedback I received, that she was one lesbian that was much adored. I say this because many of my friends have a lesbian hatred. And The Dame was described as 'nice' and 'lovely'. Whatever next, i thought. An 'awesome' lesbian remains controversial.
We went for our customary Japanese meal and, on this occasion, saw the fantastic Damien Hirst 'Beyond Belief' exhibition. Sharks sawn in half, and cows for that matter, preserved in formaldehyde....incredible. And the diamond encrusted skull, a must see for any artiste.
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How sweet, thank you guys, I am glad I have restored your faith in lesbians.
The time spent in London with you and the whole cast of every Shakespeare play ever invented was lovely, as were they. There are a few highlights (and lowlights) that have to be mentioned herein me thinks:
1. (Highlight) - Tainted: "I want to go to Glastonbury you know, but I don't want to camp, do they have a hotel?" Imagine this said with a completely serious face and a Dame who had to stop herself rolling down the escalator on the tube with laughter...
2. (Highlight, however if injury would have been caused it would be classified as a lowlight) - seeing a woman furiously running schwarzenegger style for an (as always) overpacked tube train. She hurtled down the stairs, across the platform and lept onto the train in slow motion only to get her head stuck between the doors which were closing. Clearly the "Please stand clear of the doors" and the loud beeping sound were not enough to alert her to the trains plight.
3. (Highlight) - Tainted's rendition of the Dallas themetune on the tube. Imagine the queue at the job centre in The Full Monty. Classic.
4. (Highlight/lowlight) A certain young lady's irate ponderings over the existence (or not) of a well known people's princess. You argued your case eloquently my dear, although I suspect the intoxicating liqour helped somewhat.
5. (Highlight) - Having the same young lady as above saying to me "You're lovely you are, if I were gay you'd be my type I think. No you would!". Question: why can't more gay women say such nice things to me? Bastards.
5. (Highlight/lowlight) - seeing a nice looking woman dancing in G.A.Y, only to have my view obscured by a dancing gay man who looked distinctly like a jelly baby being boiled alive.
With love,
-The Dame-
PS Please remember you are all invited to The Dame's palace of love on the 14th of this month for a little soiree to celebrate my coming of age (again).
Ok, I have been absent once again from all things slaggish but i feel its time get back on the saddle so to speak. I attended Amora yetserday with Othello. Dame and Tainted i'm sure you know all about it and i have to say i was pleasenlty surprised.
I left feeling slightly guilty for leaving the old (somewhat dirty) Desdemona behind when i started this relationship with Othello. I can honestly say, I learnt nothing about sex that I didn't already know but what i did learn about my relationship is that he deserves to sleep the with the real me, the me who is happy to do anything and put anything anywhere.
i know that this comment is completley unrelated to the post but those of you who know me will understnd what i'm saying and will understand that this is the best possible way to contact you all!
Please lets meet, i feel left behind and desperately need to catch up.
Dame, i will be there on the 14th.
Desdemona
xx
Dearest Desdemona,
You have been missed. I'm glad you are back!
As to Othello, it is my true belief that when in a relationship with someone they should see the real you and only the real you. Nothing else will do. When you reach this stage of equilibrium truly anything is possible. Sex doesnt have to be monotomous, use him as you student and teach him all you know...you know what the books say about that, it is a favourable idea. If all else fails, spend the night with me and I'm sure you will feel like your old self again ;-)
So glad you can come on Saturday, dear old Tainted will be ever present as will a host of others so see you there. Othello is of course more than welcome. Bring a bottle etc.
As to a slag meeting how about thurs, fri, sat next week? I have these days off - and may have an addition to the group. We can discuss it Saturday.
See you soon,
The Dame x
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